Chicken Math 2026

Okay y'all. It's chicken time again.

How did we get here? I'm sad and embarrassed to report we are here because of predation, and it's my fault. Our chicken run is 16 years old and NOT critter proof. I believe during all this rain, a very smart raccoon decided to live under our covered porch and then realized it could get a nice chicken snack if it waited for the coop door to open when the sun came up. :( Ugh, there's nothing quite like finding my flagship chicken Sesame mangled and dead with a raccoon trying to drag it behind our neighbor's Airbnb. I hope I startled their guests while I was screaming and hitting a raccoon with a broom handle… :(

I did seriously consider not getting any more chickens and just waiting out the 2 remaining ladies. But have you seen baby chicks? They are too cute to ignore. I hopped on to the chick page for Urban Farm Oasis and ordered 6 chicks.

Behold.

Here we have 2 Easter Eggers, 1 Buff Orpington, 1 Black Sex-Link, and 2 Copper Marans.

Like I said, the lust for chickens is real. A few days after getting these, I went to Concord Feed and picked out three more. I thought 3 little Wyandottes. They integrated with the 6 other chicks even though they were a bit bigger.

They lived in a box for a few days until I realized that I would need somewhere larger to stash these chicks. I went to Urban Ore and bought what I thought was a dog crate. However, when I got the thing home I realized it was a 2-story cat condo. No problem — it was bigger than I needed and a bit unwieldy, but it worked. Oh, except the chicks were so small they could just pop out between the bars. smdh

Look at these little nerds!!

Orange cat looking at a cage full of baby chicks

I was keeping them in the front entry room so I also wanted to make sure they got some good outside time to explore and peck around. They need to get grit from the local soil and learn about grass and bugs, etc.

Chicken Math

Our second to last chicken died in February of this year and, with just one chicken left, I decided that we would get a new batch of chickens. My timeline was dependent on Concord Feed and their schedule of chickens. I was hoping to get some specific breeds. I ended up just getting the ones they had available and I am very glad I did because the week after I picked ours up there was a global pandemic declared and people went nuts buying up all the chickens. It was all about sourdough starter and buying ‘pandemic chickens’ in those first few weeks. I mean, also it was about people being scared, dying, losing their jobs and a host of other horrible things.

We ended up getting six chickens, 2 cream legbars, and four cochins (black, blue, buff, speckled). Our older hen is an Easter Egger and she mostly hates us.

Even now I feel the inexplicable pull of chicken math. I really want to add some chocolate eggers or a Lavender Orpington… there are so many adorable chickens out there.

Meme showing a still of Boromir from The Lord of the Rings with the caption, “One does not simply get a few chickens”.

Meme showing a still of Boromir from The Lord of the Rings with the caption, “One does not simply get a few chickens”.

Baby chickens are just the cutest things! Check out these nerds as babies:

So the week after got these the SIP order was put in place. My sister and I organized a pet fashion show for the kids in our lives. It was a great success. I submitted several chicks wearing muffin papers.

Photo of a sketchbook page open to a watercolor and ink drawing of a ticket (front and back) saying ‘Pet Fashion Show March 2020”

Photo of a sketchbook page open to a watercolor and ink drawing of a ticket (front and back) saying ‘Pet Fashion Show March 2020”

Picture of a gray and white chick butt wearing a muffin paper as a skirt.

Picture of a gray and white chick butt wearing a muffin paper as a skirt.